Total Medals Earned: 25 (From 6 different games.) Total Medal Score: 580 Points
Medals Earned: 9/11 (105/155 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/6 (80/155 points)
Level Up once.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Medals Earned: 6/9 (155/355 points)
Level up to the max level
Beat the game
Defeat Tom's Backup Plan
Beat the game without a helper
Beat the game in under 5 minutes
Get the max attack combo chain
Beat the game without dying
Get 12 red coins in one game
Beat the game without getting hit
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/340 points)
Break out the legal way.
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/325 points)
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 4/7 (200/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!